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The Raw & the Cooked

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I like eating red meat. Bloody, red meat. I mainly like NY strip, skirt steak, and filet mignon. I don’t care if they come from a cow. They are delicious. And for the record, I will not eat “meat” from a fast food restaurant. You know Jack-in-the-box killed someone with a hamburger. It amazes me that they are still around.

I also like eating pork. Bacon is a reason to live. It is crispy, salty, and goes with almost any meal. Yum. Yes, pigs are cute, but bacon is delicious.

I could never kill a pig and eat it, but I could kill a cow and eat it if I had to. And no, I don’t enjoy killing anything, but you can be damned sure that if I had to kill something, it would be to further my survival. That means I would be protecting myself or eating it, or both.

Also, if you eat chicken, you are eating something that was once alive. Same thing with fish. Do you honestly believe that just because fish are very different from us and other mammals that they do not feel pain? Sorry, but it’s true. So you half-ass vegans who don’t eat the cow, but eat the chicken or the fish – Go all the way and stop pussy-footing around.

It does bother me a little to kill something to eat it, but I’d do it anyway. Tigers kill to eat. Lions, sharks, cheetahs, and other animals that are a part of nature also kill things and eat them. This is how nature works. The circle of life. And by the way I’ve had fried shark and it is delicious.

You see, I love nature. I am a part of nature. And I love to eat. And being a part of nature, something will most likely have to die for me to survive. I love the circle of life. Although I don’t want anything to eat me. That’s why I’m going to get cremated. That’s my way of giving the circle of life the finger.

As a matter of fact, I have a list of animals I want to eat.

I hope they all don’t taste like chicken.

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